What are thedifferences between dogs and cats, if you have both a cat and a dog in yourhome? 如果你家既有猫也有狗,那猫狗有什么区别? I have 2 dogs and25 cats currently. And here are the differences I've observed: –我现在有2只狗和25只猫,以下就是我发现的一些区别: 1.When you petthem 1.抚摸它们时 Dog - “Ooh! I lovebeing petted, this is perfect. I love you human. I love you so much, you areamazing. ”狗:“哦,我喜欢被抚摸,太舒服了,我喜欢你主人,我太爱你了,你真好。” Cat - “ I wanna bepetted, but I also wanna scratch your hand and watch you bleed. ”猫:“我想让你摸,但也想挠你手看你流血。” 2. When you feedthem 2.喂它们时 Dog - “ This isthe yummiest food on earth, I am so grateful, did I tell you I love you human?I love you very much. ”狗:“这是世界上最好吃的东西,我太开心了,我告诉过你我爱你主人了吗?我太爱你了。” Cat - “ I don'tlike this food, I wanna eat that lizard on the wall or the dog’s food. Butanyway I will eat this and vomit it out on the carpet. You should be grateful. ”猫:“我不喜欢这个吃的,我想吃墙上那只蜥蜴或者狗粮,但不管怎样我会吃掉这个,然后吐到地毯上,你应该高兴才对。” 3. When they breaksomething 3.弄坏东西时 Dog - “ I am sosorry human. I am never gonna do this again, I am a bad boy. ”狗:“我很抱歉,主人,我再也不这样做了,我是个坏狗狗。 ” Cat - “ I am gonnaknock this one off the table too and break everything to pieces, I am the God. ” 猫:“我要把桌子上这个也弄掉,把所有东西都撕碎,我才是上帝。” 4. On meetingvisitors 4.来客人时 Dog - “ Oh! Myhuman’s human. I love you too. Would you like to play in our garden? Would youlike to see my bed? You can have my favorite socks. I am so excited. ”狗:“哦!是主人的朋友,我也爱你,你想在我们的花园里玩吗?你想看看我的床吗?你可以拿我最喜欢的袜子,我太兴奋了。” Cat - “ F*ck no!Stay away. Get out of here before I burn this house down. ”猫:“不!走开,趁我没把房子烧掉赶紧离开这儿。” 5. When you callthem 5.叫它们时 Dog - “ I heardyou calling, I got so excited and came running to you. I love you human, thanksfor calling my name. I know you love me. ”狗:“我听见你叫了,我太开心了就跑过来了,我爱你主人,谢谢你叫我的名字,我知道你爱我。” Cat - “ What thehell does this stupid human want from me now? ”猫:“这个蠢人到底叫我干什么?” 6. When you comeback home 6.你回家时 Dog - “ You'vebeen gone forever, I missed you so much. I thought you left, I am so happy youdidn't die. I love you. ”狗:“你离开的时间太长了,我太想你了,我以为你走了呢,我真开心你没死,我爱你。” Cat - “ Feed me!! ”猫:“赶紧喂我!!” 7. Kind of presents 7.送你礼物 Dog - “ I'vebrought these dirty socks for you. I’ve some sticks and some old newspaperstoo. They are all yours. ”狗:“我给你带来了这些脏袜子,还有些木棍和旧报纸,都送给你。” Cat - “ I keptthis dead mouse on your pillow to surprise you, I’ve a bird too if you want.This is my favorite leaf, you can keep it. ”猫:“我把这只死老鼠放你枕头上是为了给你惊喜,如果你想要的话还有只鸟,这是我最喜欢的树叶,可以送给你。” Despite all thesedifferences both cats and dogs love their human very much! 除了这些区别之外,猫和狗还是都很爱主人的!
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